The Most Important Discoveries
Man discovered weapons, invented hunting.
Woman discovered hunting, invented furs.
Man discovered colors, invented painting.
Woman discovered painting,
invented make-up.
Man discovered speech, invented conversation.
Woman discovered
conversation, invented gossip.
Man discovered agriculture, invented food.
Woman discovered food, invented
diet.
Man discovered friendship, invented love.
Woman discovered love, invented
marriage.
Man discovered woman, invented sex.
Woman discovered sex, invented
headache.
Man discovered trade, invented money.
Woman discovered money, man has
never recovered.