Archive for November, 2011
For Thought
“Misers aren’t much fun to live with, but they do make wonderful ancestors.” – David Brenner
Eloquence
A distinguished clergyman and a friend were playing golf. It was a very close match, and at the last hole the two were only one stroke apart. The clergyman teed up, addressed the ball, and swung his driver with great force…slicing the ball deep into the woods. The clergyman glared, and bit his lip while [...]
One Way To Get It In The Neck…
“Most people are pretty scared of werewolves, but I bet if you saw one crying because the other wolves had made fun of him, you’d be like me and would probably feel sorry for him and try to pet him.” “That was my first mistake.”