25 Year Itch

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]

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NASA Blondes

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The blonde [...]

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Job Applicant Speak

Posted by joker1 on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

What they say… and what they really mean… I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I’m usually on Prozac. When I’m not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people [...]

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The Most Important Discoveries

Posted by joker1 on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

Man discovered weapons, invented hunting. Woman discovered hunting, invented furs. Man discovered colors, invented painting. Woman discovered painting, invented make-up. Man discovered speech, invented conversation. Woman discovered conversation, invented gossip. Man discovered agriculture, invented food. Woman discovered food, invented diet. Man discovered friendship, invented love. Woman discovered love, invented marriage. Man discovered woman, invented sex. [...]

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Revenge!

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her [...]

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Catch Me If You Can – Knock Knock

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

Catch Me If you Can – Click through for YouTube Video

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Spell Checker

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid [...]

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Arkansas Residency Application

Posted by joker1 on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

Last Name: ________________ (last) First Name: (Check appropriate box) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) [...]

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Archive for the ‘Knock Knock’ Category

Knock Knock – Toyota

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Toyota ! Toyota who ? Toyata be a law against such awful jokes !

Knock Knock – Cigarette

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ? Cigarette ! Cigarette who ? Cigarette life if you don’t weaken !

Knock Knock – Knee

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ? Knee ! Knee who ? Knee-d you ask !

Knock Knock – Peru

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Peru ! Peru who ? Peru your point !

Knock Knock – Dragon

Thursday, July 21st, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Dragon ! Dragon who ? Dragon your feet again !

Knock Knock – Thumb

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Thumb ! Thumb who ? Thumb like it hot and thumb like it cold !

Knock Knock – Disney

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock! Who’s there? Disney. Disney who? I just stopped spinning, so I am Disney!

Knock Knock – Saturn

Wednesday, July 20th, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Saturn ! Saturn who ? Saturnday Night Fever !

Knock Knock – Alec

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there! Alec! Alec who? Alec-tricity. Isn’t that a shock! Knock Knock Who’s there! Alec! Alec who? Alec coffee, but I don’t like tea! Knock Knock Who’s there! Alec! Alec who? Alec my lolly !

Knock Knock – Tinker Bell

Tuesday, July 19th, 2011 - Knock Knock

Knock Knock Who’s there ! Tinker Bell ! Tinker Bell who ? Tinker Bell is out of order !