Archive for the ‘Yo Mama’ Category
Yo Momma so Smelly
Yo momma so smelly the government make her wear a Biohazard warning Yo momma so smelly she made Right Guard call for backup. Yo momma so smelly even the dogs won’t smell her. Yo momma so smelly an old blind geezer walking by asked her ‘yo, how much for the shrimp platter?” Yo momma so [...]
Yo Momma So Nasty
Yo mama so nasty she made speed stick slow down. Yo mama so nasty she brings crabs to the beach. Yo mama so nasty she made right guard turn left. Yo mama so nasty the fishery be paying her to leave Yo mama so nasty she has to creep up on bathwater. Yo mama so [...]
Yo Mama So Poor
Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said “Moving.” Yo mama so poor she can’t afford to pay attention! Yo mama so poor when I ring the doorbell I hear the toilet flush! Yo mama so poor when she goes [...]
Yo Mama So Ugly
Yo mama so ugly when she joined an ugly contest, they said “Sorry, no professionals.” Yo mama so ugly she looks out the window and got arrested for mooning. Yo mama so ugly just after she was born, her mother said “What a treasure!” and her father said “Yes, let’s go bury it.” Yo mama [...]
Yo Mama So Fat
Yo mama so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up Yo mama so fat her nickname is “Lardo” Yo mama so fat she eats Wheat Thicks. Yo mama so fat were in her right now Yo mama so fat people jog around her for exercise Yo mama so fat she [...]
Yo Mama’s so Poor….
Her face is on the front of a food stamp. That your family ate cornflakes with a fork to save milk. When I visited her trailer, 2 cockroaches tripped me and a rat tried to steal me wallet. She waves an ice lolly around and calls it air conditioning. Burglars break into yo mama’s home [...]
Yo Mama’s so Skinny….
She hula hoops with a cheerio. She has to wear a belt with spandex. She turned sideways and disappeared.
Yo Mama’s so Nasty…
She made right guard turn left.
Yo Mama’s So Bald….
A wig wouldn’t help! You can see what’s on her mind That she took a shower and got brain-washed.
Yo Mama’s so Stupid….
She got locked in a grocery store and starved! It took her 2 hours to watch 60 Minutes! She tried to put M&M’s in alphabetical order!