Revenge!

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, “Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?” She responds by yelling, at the top of her [...]

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NASA Blondes

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

There’s 1 redhead 1 brunette and 1 blonde. Their all at the NASA space center. The redhead says to the flight technician “I want to go to the moon”. The flight technician says she can go tomorrow. The brunette says “I want to go to Mars”. He says she can go next week. The blonde [...]

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A belch of a rhyme

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

A Belch is just one gust of wind, That cometh from thy Heart… But should it take the downward trend, It turns into a Fart

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Ceiling & Stars

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling.

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25 Year Itch

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

A man and his wife go to their honeymoon hotel for their 25th anniversary. As the couple reflected on that magical evening 25 years ago, the wife asked the husband, “When you first saw my naked body in front of you, what was going through your mind?” The husband replied, “All I wanted to do [...]

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Job Applicant Speak

Posted by joker1 on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

What they say… and what they really mean… I KNOW HOW TO DEAL WITH STRESSFUL SITUATIONS: I’m usually on Prozac. When I’m not, I take lots of cigarette and coffee breaks. I SEEK A JOB THAT WILL DRAW UPON MY STRONG COMMUNICATION & ORGANIZATIONAL SKILLS: I talk too much and like to tell other people [...]

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Spell Checker

Posted by chiefjoker on Saturday, May 14th, 2011

I halve a spelling checker, It came with my pea see. It plainly marks four my revue Mistakes I dew knot sea. Eye strike a key and type a word And weight four it two say Weather eye am wrong oar write It shows me strait aweigh. As soon as a mist ache is maid [...]

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Arkansas Residency Application

Posted by joker1 on Saturday, May 21st, 2011

Last Name: ________________ (last) First Name: (Check appropriate box) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed Spouse’s Name: __________________________ Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) [...]

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